10/06/01
Be free young ones. For you ain't worth a dollar.

9/21/01
Give yourself rest after a hard days labor. For you corporate folks who don't really labor... F*CK YOU!

8/23/01
Forget all you know... ...What was I saying?

8/13/01
Do on to others as you would have them do on to you. If that doesn't work, do on to others such as they can not do on to you anymore.

7/24/01
Knowledge is the food of the soul. I guess that means "Know it alls" must have ugly fat souls with sagging boobys.

7/06/01
Cherish the things closest to your heart... ... Like cholestoral and saturated fats.

6/25/01
Never give up, always give your all... Yeah forget that, know when to give up!

5/28/01
Serving one's desire can enhance ecstasy... Or it can land someone in prison.

4/29/01
Wise men are always full of knowledge and experience. The unwise are full of shit and never shut-up... I can never tell the difference between the two.

4/10/01
Insanity lies where one least expects it, the looney bin.

3/30/01
Love is a gift, often taken for granite. Love, also, is a burden and overrated. Don't even bother with it, get a hood rat.

3/22/01
Great art is loved by the admirer. Anybody else thinks it looks like shit.

3/10/01
All mortal men eventually approach death... On that note, fuck the house down.

2/19/01
Never look directly into the sun... unless you like to do things like that.